Name:
Kylie Anne Minogue.

Also known as:
Charlene from Neighbours, the one who had breast cancer.

Not to be confused with:
Little sister Dannii.

Last seen:
Promoting her new album, X, her tenth studio album, and gracefully gathering rave reviews and accolades.

Best feature:
Since we can't say Everything! we might just go with her intense pop star glamour.

Candy Bar or Kenric?
Neither, though there's still a chance that you could catch her doing a PA at G-A-Y.

Most likely to:
Be fabulous.

Least likely to:
Take heroin.

Is she a sista?
No, sadly, though she's a friend to the gays, including the lady gays.

Phwoarrr rating?
Very high, especially if you have a fetish for mini-pixie type women.

Do mention:
Clearly, there is nothing this woman can't do, including selling sixty million albums, fighting off breast cancer, fronting several mega-tours, starring in films, being the queen of Australian soap operas and the subject of a major exhibition and many books, and keeping her private life private. Kylie does it all with style and humour, insisting that beneath it all, she's just a geek. Yeah, right.

Don't mention:
Eurgh, she had to kiss Jason Donovan! Ptuh, ptuh, spittooo...

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